Chillin’
“Audrey darling”

Chillin’
“Audrey darling”

Jan 23rd • Tagged: iphone sam dog jack russel cutecunt audrey lols doginclothes 0 notes
Hickey

Hickey

Aug 14th • Tagged: iphone cody hickey lols codys lady 7 notes
‘The’ funniest cunts I know.. 

‘The’ funniest cunts I know.. 

Jul 25th • Tagged: camera guys stoners luke funny cunt lols cuties loool 0 notes
Bong on.
First ever real bong.

Bong on.
First ever real bong.

Jul 12th • Tagged: iphone bong green water pipe lols bong on 0 notes
Already opened one, sorry Matty!

Already opened one, sorry Matty!

May 5th • Tagged: iphone lols food/drink labels 1 note
O’hi.

O’hi.

Apr 1st • Tagged: iphone lols 1 note
Pants off Saturday.

Pants off Saturday.

Mar 24th • Tagged: iphone pants off underwear lols 1 note
Procrastination!

1. Sexual orientation. 

Straight

2. What I’m really bad at.

Being quiet

3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.

Secret

4. My best first date.

Sitting at the park getting headbutted before having my first kiss.

5. A description of my self-esteem.

I have no feelings, I do what I want.

6. Who my best friends are.

Hannah, Nicki, Tom.

7. My favorite book.

Don’t laugh, but I really enjoyed Lord of the Rings.

8. Biggest turn-offs.

Rude people

9. A description of my best friend.

Some silly bitch

10. My favorite animal.

I love all animals.. I think dogs are my favourite though :D

11. Someone I miss.

We do not speak his name

12. The reason behind my last breakup.

I grew a pair

13. What I did yesterday.

You don’t want to know

14. What my greatest achievement is.

Getting accepted into University, being able to study and become what i’ve always wanted to be. x0x

15. A description of the person I dislike most.

Tall, Dark & Hansom. I fucking hate you!

16. My 5 favorite songs right now.

1. Bliss n Eso - Addicted, 2. Ke$ha - Blow (Remix), 3. Smoke weed everyday - Snoop dog (New version), 4. We are prostitutes - Crookers, 5. Skrillex - Ruffneck.

Just from the top of my phone playlist. Plenty more <3

17. How my last kiss went down.

Ugh, I dont remember

18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.

Attitude and “Dominance”

19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.

Sunny - My beautiful Dog (RIP)

Rocky - Adored little Puppy (RIP)

Maximus - The sickest cunt dog ever. 

20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.

Cookies and Cream, words cannot describe

21. The one place I want to be right now.

With you!

22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I love you (They didn’t)

23. Where I have lived before.

My house? A bin? (No where really)

24. I’ll love you if…

The word love drives me crazy, Why do people use it so fucking much.. Ill love you if you treat me right and are always by my side. idek.

25. What are my future plans?

Finish University, get my Degree and hopefully masters. Get an awesome job and live in my dream house. Maybe get married and have kids (Not even sure about those two..) Cancer Ridden.  xx

26. An internal conflict I have with myself.

Annoyed that I only grew a pair after it all happened.

27. What I’m doing tomorrow.

University in the morning, then on a job hunt!!

28. What I want to be when I get older.

Doctor/Surgeon.. idek

29. Most embarrassing moment.

The morning after, deleting all the tagged photos on facebook. fml

30. Two of my insecurities.

I am not pretty enough, I am not smart enough. 

31. What I would do if I won the lottery.

Give it to sick children, life isnt fair. 

Id probably have to go see someone too, depending on the amount of money maybe get some gifts for my family. Pay for all my University and Operations. etc

32. A description of the boy or girl I like.

Cooties.

33. What I love most about myself.

“dat ass”

34. My biggest pet peeves.

Suck ups and Liars. Kill yourselves!

35. What bands I’ve seen live.

Festivals are full of live bands, icbf naming them all.

36. How many kids I want in the future.

24810293471, idk.

37. My idea of a perfect date.

Cute things, Movies, cuddles, dinner.

38. What I’m really good at.

Playing the guitar, I should probably continue that.

39. Most traumatic experience.

“The cancer experience”

40. Where I would like to live.

I always wanted to move to Melbourne, but right here is nice.

41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

“You can’t leave me, I don’t know what I would do without you”

42. Do I like where I am now?

Perfectly fine.

43. My relationship with my sibling(s).

Sister - two peas in a pod, we do fight sometimes.

Brother - when my sister isnt around we are pretty close, but we tend to fight too. 

All in all.. we are the sickest kids. 

44. All the pets I’ve ever had.

Sunny(Dog), Rocky(Dog), Anchor(Fish), Maximus(Dog), Frog(Fish), Bubbles(Fish), Audrey(Bird).

45. What I can hear right now.

The wind coming through the window and the blinds crashing. Oh and some annoying trucks outside.

46. My biggest worry currently.

Someone

47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.

To be happy with myself

48. My relationship with my parents.

We talk about sex, so that means we’re close.

49. Something I should have said a long time ago.

I hate the word love.

50. What my last text message says.

“You better be coming to Hannah’s, I want to see you”

51. What I hate most about myself.

Everything

52. Biggest turn-ons.

I think this was asked already.. Attitude and “Dominance” 

53. What words upset me the most.

Love

54. What I hate/hated the most about school.

All girls, Where the boys at?

Feb 21st • Tagged: Bored procrastination Uni work lols 4 notes
Just opened my bank statement! I haven&#8217;t been so amused in a while.

Just opened my bank statement! I haven’t been so amused in a while.

Feb 1st • Tagged: iphone bankstatment lols 0 notes
Braids!

Braids!

Nov 29th • Tagged: iphone bali braids lols 1 note
He delivered!

He delivered!

Nov 20th • Tagged: iphone lomma hooking up party lols PDA?! 1 note
Lomma just devoured the biggest burger from Jus&#8217; Burgers!

Lomma just devoured the biggest burger from Jus’ Burgers!

Oct 26th • Tagged: iphone he said he was still hungry jus burgers lols 3 notes
Just got a bit bored, Nothing exciting.

  1. Whats your middle name? Fay (My dads mums name <3)
  2. How big is your bed? Its a Double ._.
  3. What are you listening to right now? The Grinch!
  4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 5 618
  5. What was the last thing you ate? Fish
  6. Last person you hugged? Matthew
  7. How is the weather right now? Cold, its about 12 Degrees
  8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Gabrielle
  9. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Eyes and Smile
  10. Favorite type of food? Food in general (Beans are not food!)
  11. Do you want children? One day, maybe. 
  12. Do you drink? Sure do
  13. Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night? Oh hell no ;D?
  14. Hair color? Black and Red (At the moment)
  15. Eye colour? Brown & Green
  16. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Both
  17. Favorite holiday? lol what holiday
  18. Favorite season? Beginning of Summer is beautiful 
  19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Many times
  20. Last movie you watched? Watching the Grinch 
  21. What books are you reading? Don’t Tell - Sandra Glover & Missing by someone
  22. Piercings? Earz
  23. Favorite movie? Not sure, I have many. 
  24. Favorite college football team? Not sure
  25. What were you doing before filling this out? Browsing tumblr, being bored and talking to people. 
  26. Any pets? 2 Dogs and a Fish
  27. Dogs or cats? Dogs!
  28. Favorite flower? Orchids or Red Roses.
  29. Have you ever loved someone? Yes
  30. Who would you like to see right now? Hmm.. Someone who deserves a beating. Im in a pretty rough mood.
  31. Have you ever fired a gun? Paint ball gun ;D?
  32. Do you like to travel by plane? Ugh idk
  33. Right-handed or Left-handed? Righty, I can do things with my left just the same.
  34. If you could go to any place right now where would you go? Somewhere on the eastcoast. 
  35. Are you missing someone? Somewhat, yes.
  36. Do you have a tattoo? I wish
  37. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Uh, Hell yes! (When i dont have workies)
  38. Are you hiding something from someone? yes, Im actually a man? What?!
  39. Are you 18? Dreamin, Soon to be though. I dont think tumblr will ever see me!
  40. What do you do before you go to bed? Masturbate? nah kidding. Uhm brows tumblr and facebook till the light burns and i get sleepy ;D

Sep 28th • Tagged: iphone quiz self lols dafuk Notes
Awesome sticky notes!!

Awesome sticky notes!!

Sep 26th • Tagged: iphone sticky notes lols help! Notes
Saw this car today and couldn&#8217;t help myself but to take a photo ;D!

Saw this car today and couldn’t help myself but to take a photo ;D!

Sep 6th • Tagged: iphone car sticker lols Notes

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